Today's outfit was totally last-minute, and I'm totally pleased at how it turned out!
Last
 night, I had laid out a knee-length dress and stiletto boots, until I 
remembered upon waking up that I had a mid-day meeting almost a mile 
from my office that I was going to have to bike to. No way I'm doing 
that on a 33-degree windy day! I also wasn't going to change clothes 
just for the meeting, so I decided to just wear pants and sensible shoes
 for the whole day.
To an 
Unfashionista, "sensible" obviously means a pair of glittery pink sock 
booties (I mean, compared to stiletto lace-ups, at least I can walk in 
these)! These boots are my pride and joy. I found them at Zara last 
weekend, on sale for just 13$. They bear a lot of similarities to the velvet sock boots I've been coveting,
 and they might even be better, because glitter! Plus, the weird round 
low heel was so popular this fall (yes, I'm a few months late to be a 
trendsetter, but not too late to still be on trend), so I feel 
fashionable as well as flashy.
I 
wore them under my decidedly un-trendy flared work slacks from circa 
2004 and a pink asymmetrical-collar sweater. This hand-me-down sweater 
is one of my favorites (even though, when I got to the office today, I 
noticed it smelled a bit like formaldehyde...weird). It's warm, long 
enough that I don't have to constantly tug it down, and has a bit of 
shimmer to its pale pink yarn, like a muted reflection of the magenta 
glitter shoes. 
As I was getting 
ready for work this morning, I grabbed two pairs of pink earrings that I
 thought might go with the outfit (unlike my clothing, which I set out a
 night or more in advance, I often choose my jewelry on a whim at the 
last minute, trying it on and picking my favorite piece once I've 
already arrived at the office). Then, as I was running out the door, I 
remembered my Rocksbox set! I have a free month trial of Rocksbox, a 
service that sends you unlimited sets of jewelry for a monthly 
subscription. I could never stomach the 19$ a month, but I am really 
enjoying my free month, and the elevated quality of the jewelry compared
 to my usual dollar-knockoffs. One of the three pieces that I received 
in my first shipment was a set of garnet statement earrings—a shade of 
pink that happens to perfectly match the shoes!
Now
 here's where a little bit of serendipity worked its magic. Last night, I
 just happened to part my hair on the opposite side than I usually do, 
resulting in some really heavy sideswept bangs. For the record, I 
usually don't part my hair on the left, because the congenital asymmetry
 of my head makes a right part a lot more flattering. But the occasional
 reversal of the part confuses my hair into looking thicker for a short 
time, so it can be a nice change once in a while. Today, the unusual 
side part made my hair look unusually asymmetrical, which was only 
augmented by the asymmetrical collar on my sweater. So to take the 
asymmetry to the next level, I wore only the left earring! Wearing just 
one statement earring is a high-fashion look at the present. 
 When choosing to wear only one earring, you can achieve some 
balance by putting the earring on the side where your hair is thinner. 
Or the side where you are wearing less clothing, if you happen to pair 
it with an asymmetrical top.
   When choosing to wear only one earring, you can achieve some 
balance by putting the earring on the side where your hair is thinner. 
Or the side where you are wearing less clothing, if you happen to pair 
it with an asymmetrical top.
So 
when all was said and done, I felt like I'd turned my outfit, which was 
originally just a sad compromise with the weather, into a fashion 
statement! I got to wear sparkles on the bottom and the top, a wild 
hairstyle (at least as wild as my limp hair can achieve), and 
asymmetrical jewelry with a 75$ price tag for free! Today was a good 
day.


 
 
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