A poncho is not the most flattering garment on a broad-shouldered
girl such as myself, but sometimes I just can't resist the
allure of elegantly flowing clothes!
When I saw these two gorgeous
butterfly tops on Swap.com for 3 dollars each, I knew I wanted them. I
hoped that the fabric would be sheer enough that you could see through
it, mitigating the body-widening effect of draping any piece of clothing
off the widest part of one's body. Failing that, I figured I could cut
some strategic holes in them and turn them into flutter-sleeve or
open-shoulder tunics.

Sadly,
the ponchos were even worse than I had originally thought. It was
immediately clear that they had been cheaply made. The neck holes were
finished with a hideous shoddy stitch in obtrusively white thread, and
the neckline itself was wavery and uneven. I could have returned the
disappointing schmattes, but I still could not resist their allure. I
was compelled to find a way to repair them.
First
off, I let them sit in my Projects Box for around 9 months. Then I
upgraded my Projects Box to a Projects Cart and let them sit for a few
months more. When spring approached for the second time, I knew I
shouldn't procrastinate any longer.
Part 1: A better poncho
When it came time for action, I was remarkably decisive.
With
hardly any trepidation, I set into the blue poncho. I cut off the ragged parts of the neckline, and
shaped it into a circle. I felt this would be more flattering on me, as
wide necklines help downplay my shoulders.
Once
that was done, I had to find a way to finish the raw edge. I considered
and rejected a rolled hem (too uneven in my artless hands) and a
bias-tape covering (too stiff for the sheer fabric), before deciding on a
lace edging.
I happen to have a number of ribbons of semi-elastic lace
seam tape, so I found a nice, almost-matching blue one.
I
pinned it along one edge so about half the width overlapped the raw
edge of the neckline and sewed it down, then I folded it over the raw
edge and sewed it down again.
This means that one side of the fabric has
two visible rows of stitching—I keep that side on the inside, but the
stitches are hardly noticeable, so it really doesn't matter.
I
now had a nifty poncho that I could turn in any direction (shown here in a trial run with the corner of the fabric coming to a point in front) and still have a symmetrical neckline.
For something that took me a year to get started, the four steps it took to finish were really almost embarrassingly easy!
Thinking
I was done, I prepared an outfit featuring the poncho to wear to
dinner on Saturday night. However, thanks to a miscommunication, I found myself waiting interminably for my boyfriend to be ready to go, and the
longer I waited, the more I began to second-guess my outfit.
It
was hot. The forecast for the evening predicted cooler temperatures
over the hours we might be out...but on a second check of my weather
app, not as cool as I'd originally thought. And it was muggy. The
near-100% humidity following Saturday's rain showers was making it feel
warmer and stickier than the 73 degrees on the thermometer would have
you believe. As the minutes ticked by, I kept taking off and putting on
the poncho, becoming increasingly certain that it was the wrong day for
me to be going out in pants and a full-coverage top. But what if it did
get cold!? If I needed the security of arm coverage, I would never
forgive myself if I failed to bring the poncho. But if it stayed warm, I would also never forgive myself for
wearing too much clothing when I didn't have to!
The
mental back-and-forth continued for longer than you'd ever want to know,
until finally, during one of the many removals of the poncho, I had a
realization: the neck opening was wide enough that I could fit it over
my hips. That meant...I might be able to wear the poncho as a skirt!
Part 2: An optional skirt
The poncho looked pretty cute held up by my waist, flowing gracefully with all its uneven edges like a gypsy skirt.
I found I could secure it in place reasonably well with a coconut sarong tie (and a rubber band for security).
This
was the greatest idea I'd had all day! Now, no matter what the
temperature might do, I had a plan! If it did get colder, I could remove
the sarong tie and go back to wearing the poncho as a top. But if it
stayed warm and humid, I could happily wear the poncho as a skirt all
evening. I made a few modifications to the outfit to better suit that
paradigm, switching from a black to a pink tank top, and cuffing the
leggings to keep me cooler and look better under a skirt.
By
the end of the night, my skirt had stayed a skirt, and I had gotten one
compliment from a stranger about it. So I'm happy to conclude
that even if ponchos aren't the best choice for my build, the two
ponchos I currently own will not go to waste, as they can always serve
me in the role of a skirt instead!