The latest acquisition in my collection of novelty pants
 is this silky paisley number. Calling it silky is perhaps a bit 
generous because, while it might have once been silky, age has reduced 
its rayon fabric to a very soft, almost flannel-like texture. With its 
loose fit and drawstring-tied elastic waist, this pair of pants looks 
suspiciously like a pajama bottom. 
But is it? The brand (Solemio) seems to have been (their Facebook page
 indicates they might have gone out of business in 2016) primarily 
focused on ultra-trendy clubwear, not loungewear. Usually pajama bottoms
 aren't made out of rayon, and these pants are. They're also unusually 
long (such that I have to wear heels to keep them off the ground, even 
with them hiked all the way up to my waist), which would be highly 
impractical for clothes meant to be worn with slippers. I think it's 
more likely that these pants were much more glamorous at one time in 
their past, and have just been "broken in" to the point where they'd be 
best described as "cozy."
But
 once a dress pant, always a dress pant, is my philosophy which I only 
just invented now. So how do I wear these particular dress pants to the 
office and be assured that they won't be mistaken for the pajamas I 
forgot to take off when I left home in the morning?
 To make any pair of pants look a little more professional, wear a 
button-down blouse on top. There's something so serious about a 
traditional pointed collar and a row of buttons down the front, that any
 outfit featuring them simply can't be construed as too casual.
 To make any pair of pants look a little more professional, wear a 
button-down blouse on top. There's something so serious about a 
traditional pointed collar and a row of buttons down the front, that any
 outfit featuring them simply can't be construed as too casual.
Today I smartened up my flowy pants with a fuchsia sleeveless blouse (one of the many I removed the puffed sleeves from). I also took my own advice
 and wore pointed-toe pumps to look more sophisticated, rather than the 
round-toe mary janes that were my first choice. Finally, I had to do 
something about the drawstring. It is the rare pair of pants that can 
have a drawstring waist and still be taken seriously outside the bedroom
 or locker room, and this pair is not that pair! Fortunately, the fix 
was simple. I just tucked the drawstring out of sight into the 
waistband. With the blouse over the top, you can't tell it was ever 
there!
 
 
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