I've been trying to grow out my hair since the beginning of the
year. Not that you'd notice, because somehow it keeps getting shorter!
Early
in January, I went to the hair salon for the last time. I told the
stylist that I was trying to grow it out, so she should just clean up
the layers and leave the length alone. But somehow, when she was
finished, my entire 'do was an inch shorter, and the layers were still
choppy and sloppy! I decided there was no point in throwing away 20
dollars every couple of months on inferior haircuts...if my haircut was
going to be inferior, it might as well be free! So I started trimming it
myself. Now, cutting your own layers is a sight more difficult than
cutting your own blunt bob (which I was doing regularly from spring 2016
until last August), and every time I do it, I mess it up royally.
Usually, my attempts to fix my mistakes result in me cutting off a
significant amount of length; thus, in all the time I've been "growing
out" my hair, it's been staying the exact same length, but getting
progressively more mangy.
I
promised myself that I would stop trying to layer my hair; I would just
grow it out until it was long enough that I could trim off the uneven
bits, but by the time I was due for a bleach touch-up on my roots, the
back of my head was looking flat as a pancake, and I just couldn't
resist the temptation to add some more volume back there. I had watched a
ton of videos on cutting an angled bob, and I had high hopes that I
would be able to get it right this time. It took me 2+ hours to divide
it into sections, trim them one at a time with lots of breaks to check
the back of my head with a hand mirror, and blend the ends into what I
hoped would be some perfectly gradated layers. Well, when the hour was
over, and I took down all the pinned sections, it became clear that I
had once again failed miserably. My hair looked like I had hacked at it
with safety scissors. The only way to even get it close to presentable
was to lop a good inch off the front. Here I am, almost a year into
growing out my hair, and it's shorter than it was when I first had it bobbed!
Well,
when faced with the worst, we just have to do the best we can. I
trimmed my bangs so they didn't overpower the ridiculously short front
portion, I bleached and toned the roots, and I finally got what almost
looks like a stylish flapper bob and not a total disaster (at least from
the front—just don't look at the sides)!
I told you not to look! |
But
this is the end of the line! No matter how shaggy my hair starts to
look as it grows out, I absolutely can not go anywhere near it with a
blade! Ponytails are going to be my new best friend—I swear it!
So
yeah, I made an oopsie with my hair again, but not all repeats are
repeat mistakes. Sometimes they're just repeat color schemes.
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