Green and Blue and New

The next phase in my hair color evolution is aquamarine (currently blended with the green from my previous dye job). Fittingly for new beginnings, I colored it thusly on the first day of spring (yesterday), and, fittingly for the beginning of spring in particular, today I wore the new colors over a brand-new green cardigan with cute floral buttons.

 

 

The entire outfit followed suit tonally, as I wore a blue camisole under the sweater, blue-green shoes, and turquoise earrings.

What a relief to finally be excited about my clothing again! The entire month of March, I had absolutely nothing interesting to wear (except those blue pants that provided me a brief reprieve from boredom last Friday), and I was in the middle of some serious sartorial doldrums.

But then while I was visiting my hometown of Toledo last weekend, I ran across a Gabe's (sibling store to my beloved Rugged Wearhouse, which permanently closed a few months ago!) that hadn't existed when I lived there. I stopped in for a quick shop around and found this sweater for a mere two dollars! Score! I also found a dress that should be suitable for the upcoming weather, so at least I have a few more days before I must once again start complaining that I have nothing to wear.

Free as a fish

I'm about to leave for a trip to visit family in Ohio. I don't have much time for a monologue, but I couldn't help but want to share today's outfit. I haven't been excited about my wardrobe in a while, but thanks to a new pair of printed wide-leg pants and a wave of pleasant weather, I'm feeling inspired!

I paired the water-colored trousers with a white T-shirt and shoes, then topped it all off with a blue-green cardigan belted at the waist. With all these aquatic colors in my outfit, it's only natural that I used my oversized fish earrings to finish off the look.

I think my outfit feels put-together for my last day at work, but also creative and free-spirited at the same time. The perfect attitude for beginning a road trip! And even better, the outfit is loose and comfy all around, making it ideal for a long evening of driving. I don't even have to change before I hit the road!

No more pointy hips

Sometimes I buy used clothing online that utterly mystifies me. Take the case of this red tunic from Swap.com.

 

 

On the mannequin, it looked like it was going to be a lovely drapey top that would conveniently cover my nether regions for use with leggings.

On a real body with legs, however, it was quite the opposite. Instead of all the folds falling towards the center, it split down the middle and draped to either side. Although it failed the crotch criteria, I felt I could still wear it with pants, but it still was too weird for me. The side seams flared out from the waist, came to a point, and then continued down at a right angle. This resulted in a lot of extra fabric that caused the pretty draping, but it also produced a pointy blob-like shape over each hip if the draping wasn't arranged just so.

 

I wore the tunic one time to work and decided that was quite enough until I had found a way to rid my top of hip tumors.

The solution? I just sewed down each side in an arbitrarily positioned curve, so that the sides of the tunic would take on a more human shape. 

 

 

The fit is slightly tighter now, but the overall appearance is basically the same, minus the pointy hips.

In another alteration, I raised the shoulder seams by about an inch at the center, because the crossover neckline was just too revealing.

This top was absolutely the last of the red items I had yet to wear (I know I said the red pants were, but they were just the last work-appropriate item. I decided this top was too Spandex-y for work, so I designated it for after-hours-only activities, which meant it could conceivably wait months before even having an opportunity to be worn, which meant I didn't factor it into my calculations). But then I wore it!

No more pointy hips!

I can be a rainbow

Usually the first day of a new dye job, I wear an outfit specifically to highlight my hair. But, the outfit I planned for my first day with this green-yellow gradient was such a disaster that I scuttled home in shame and spent the next few days hiding behind dark neutrals. We all love a good disaster story, so naturally I'll tell you how it went down: I wore a yellow T-shirt to match the bottom half of my hair and an aqua cardigan to complement the top. I wore pink shoes to make it a real explosion of spring colors. Then I forgot the cardigan at home, and had to spend the whole day skulking around in my biking hoodie, which now has had the patches removed and is nothing more than a grungy brown jacket with some white flecks near the top. I felt hideous.

After a few days to regroup (and let the intensity of the hair color settle a bit), I was ready to try again. This time I decided to continue the gradient of my hair down the entire length of my body. Green hair fades to yellow, which transitions to some gold-hued earrings, which just brush the collar of my orange shirt, which tops my red pants, all worn over some maroon shoes. I could have gone with brighter purple shoes, but I already felt like a striped flag, so I decided to tone it down. This way, if you ignore the color of my hair, my clothing choices look like nothing more than one of those tonal color schemes I love so much—and not a silly, overly thought-out rainbow.

But just between you and me, this outfit really is a silly overly thought-out rainbow, and it needs to be complete! The one color that was missing from the look is blue, so I integrated that into my ensemble in a subtle way...and coincidentally, effected the return of an accessory I don't think I've worn in the last 18 years: my high school class ring!

There's just one more topic of discussion regarding this outfit, and that's the pants. These pants are (finally!) the last of all the red things I had queued up to wear. I got them at Swap.com, and I had hoped for a crimson pair to replace my ever-fading red jeans. These were more of a brick red – and an undesired velvet texture to boot! – but I kept them because I'd paid so little for them. (So you see how red pants keep piling up in my collection!)

They were also really unflattering in a baggy, shapeless way. I made a few attempts at slimming them down, but it didn't result in improvement, so in the end I just hemmed them to achieve a more contemporary above-the-ankle fit and called it a day. Lately it seems like shapeless trousers are a fairly fashionable option, but I don't feel like I pull it off, so I doubt these pants will stay part of my wardrobe for long.

A simple Valentine's look

Over the years, my Valentine's Day outfits have evolved from basic pink dresses to over-the-top themed ensembles with custom-made jewelry. This year, I'm taking a step back and embracing simplicity.

The downscaling is purely coincidental, since my newest holiday-appropriate clothing just happened to be a rather plain-jane navy blue blouse, but it's fitting, because I also didn't have any plans for the day. Yes, for the first time in 7 years, my Valentine's Day consisted of nothing more than going to work. So dull, so sad. So appropriate that I picked a blue top for this blue day.

I exaggerate the magnitude of my plight, of course. My boyfriend and I went out for dinner last night, and we exchanged Valentine's gifts this afternoon, so I can't claim that romance is completely dead.

But all the same, as far as holidays go, this one was shaping up to be as ordinary as they come, and my outfit was a reflection of that. The only reason you can tell it's a Valentine's Day outfit at all is that there are little hearts all over the blouse, and I wore these cute little heart-shaped earrings. And...my pants are pink.

I almost wasn't going to photograph this look at all, except that blogging my Valentine's Day outfit is practically a tradition now.

How to make slacks and a button-down fun

Ahh, the button-down shirt and pair of slacks! It's the signature look of office workers everywhere. It's tried and true, always appropriate, but...rarely is it interesting.

Still, if you are consigned to a business casual dress code, there's no reason you have to be resigned to it! There are many things you can do to spice up your workaday clothes, and today I'm exploring a few of them: a cheery color palette, exciting accessories, and a secret theme!

The basis of this outfit is a white button-down blouse and a pair of sage green pants so desaturated they could almost pass for grey. Dull, dull, dull! If this was all I wore to work, I'd cry. And then I'd die of boredom.

Fortunately, the shirt is sleeveless, which means it practically requires something to be worn over it, which means I get an opportunity to play with a cheery color palette! In a particularly formal office, you might go with a blazer, but for most workplaces, a sweater will be sufficient. For my purposes today, I wore a tie-front cardigan in absinthe-green (Pro Tip: When struggling against boredom with your outfit, conjure up fun associations by thinking of the colors in terms of alcoholic drinks!). The green sweater was a great complement to the slightly green pants, so I decided to carry on the tradition with olive green shoes.

Now, it is time to turn our attention towards exciting accessories! While your pants-and-a-shirt outfit is conservative by nature, there are no such limitations on the kind of ornaments you can throw on top. Scarves, jewelry, hair accessories, belts—all of these things and more can be used to add a little oomph to your appearance, and with such a plain backdrop as your clothes, you can afford to make these accessories over-the-top.

For this outfit, the lines of my cardigan and blouse lent themselves well to a long necklace. I searched in vain for the perfect pendant, when I remembered I have this tiered heart necklace that perfectly coordinated with the other greens in the ensemble! At this point, I was wearing so much green that it wouldn't have been a bad thing to pick a necklace in a contrasting hue, but there was a particular reason that the heart necklace was the best choice.

And what was that reason? Why, none other than the secret theme! This is the final way you can have a little fun with fashion while still wearing your boring cubicle uniform.  

 

On my sweater, the open knit forms little heart-shaped holes running in rows down the surface, so my theme had to be hearts. The little holes are easy to overlook, but that's what makes the theme a secret! Sure, it's pretty obvious when I'm wearing both a heart necklace and matching earrings, but still...even a blatant theme becomes more fun when there's a little reward for the observant hidden elsewhere in the outfit. There's no reason that a theme needs to be as literal as a graphic motif. You could choose something more subtle, like "vertical ribbing," or a theme that only has meaning to you...like clothes you got on vacation, or gifts from someone you love.

Whatever you choose, building your outfit with some guiding principles can make it a little more gratifying to wear...even when, to a casual observer, it only looks like slacks and a button-down.

I'm with the Lonely Hearts Club Band

On Saturday, I was invited to a 1960's/Sergeant-Pepper's-Lonely-Hearts-Club-Band-themed party. That's a mouthful, but more importantly, it's a challenge! How to dress to meet the theme and to do it well enough to win a contest (which I'd heard would be happening)? I didn't know, but I was going to try!

I knew my friend, who was hosting, was planning to dress as Paul McCartney from the cover of said Beatles album, and she was encouraging attendees to dress as other band members. I came very close to going that route, until I noticed this quite 1960's minidress in my closet. Yes, I do wear 60's minidresses as regular clothes. When I wear this one, I usually pair it with pants—it's very mini.

But for a 60's party, I felt I could get away with wearing it over opaque tights, which are another classic look of the decade. I was very fortunate that all the essentials for this costume/outfit were already in my wardrobe. I had my pick of tights in several shades of pink, or white, or ivory. For footwear, I figured I'd wear a pair of pink Mary Jane shoes, which seemed fairly period-appropriate. Fairly, but not quite. When I'm doing retro fashion interpretations, I am really hard on myself if I feel my look isn't historically accurate, and the 3.5-inch heel on my Mary Janes just felt too high for the vibe of the sixties.

So I decided I should look into buying a pair of go go boots (so mod!). The lowest prices were in the high 20's, and those were for eBay auctions that were likely to end at a higher price. If I wanted some go go boots, I was probably going to have to fork over at least 35 dollars—way above my usual budget!  I wrestled with myself for a while, but then I decided to take the plunge. A splurge is worth it if it means winning a costume contest, right? Fortunately, I never did have to justify a splurge to myself. Right before I was about to bid on a 30$-plus auction for some white boots, I ran my search one more time. This time, I hit the jackpot—a silver pair of go go boots with free shipping, for only $6.47! Yeah, baby, yeah!

These boots also have a 3-inch heel, but since the style is otherwise quintessentially 60's, I felt better about the overall look.

Now on to hair and accessories! For earrings and makeup, I looked to Twiggy, fashion icon of the era, as my literal model. Her signature look back in her heyday was huge, overly made-up eyes with multiple pairs of false lashes, plus painted-on lashes on the lower lid. I only have one pair of false lashes, but I did my best, and managed to paint on a decent set of lower lashes after only four attempts!

Huge, glossy dangle earrings seemed like the best jewelry choice, but I didn't really have any in my collection that fit the bill. What I did have, was a sizable collection of Sculpey. I made my own pair of huge heart earrings (another nod to the theme!) and then painted them with silver nail polish, to match the boots. I hung them from extra-long hooks so they would be visible below the bottom of my hair.

Speaking of hair, I was going to attempt it: the big, voluminous, 1960's bouffant with flipped ends! This was of course a bad idea, since my hair does only one thing well: hang straight down. Even after spending the whole day in giant curlers, teasing the roots to within an inch of their life, and spraying it with more hairspray than I have ever employed, I could only manage a limp approximation of the oversized 'do. Well, at least I got the flipped ends halfway decent.

Here we are in a very retro Polaroid!

With that, my costume was done, but I still had time to help my boyfriend with his. I suggested he go for a John Lennon look, since I happen to have a pair of round-lens glasses. To go with it, I suggested he wear a shiny red Indonesian shirt, because it looks vaguely Indian, and the Beatles went through an Indian phase at some point. He originally picked out a wig that I called a "collapsed Afro," (it was period-appropriate enough, albeit in a more Jimi Hendrix way than a Beatles way), but as we were about to leave the house, I remembered he has a messy brown wig that I thought would look a little more like John Lennon's hair.

I'm glad I thought of that, because he got nothing but compliments about his costume. I did too, so I consider all the effort well worth it...even though I didn't win a prize. I don't think anyone got a prize, because by the time we left, the party was winding down, and no costume contest had been had. So I'll have to consider myself a winner in my own eyes.