The latest acquisition in my collection of novelty pants
is this silky paisley number. Calling it silky is perhaps a bit
generous because, while it might have once been silky, age has reduced
its rayon fabric to a very soft, almost flannel-like texture. With its
loose fit and drawstring-tied elastic waist, this pair of pants looks
suspiciously like a pajama bottom.
But is it? The brand (Solemio) seems to have been (their Facebook page
indicates they might have gone out of business in 2016) primarily
focused on ultra-trendy clubwear, not loungewear. Usually pajama bottoms
aren't made out of rayon, and these pants are. They're also unusually
long (such that I have to wear heels to keep them off the ground, even
with them hiked all the way up to my waist), which would be highly
impractical for clothes meant to be worn with slippers. I think it's
more likely that these pants were much more glamorous at one time in
their past, and have just been "broken in" to the point where they'd be
best described as "cozy."
But
once a dress pant, always a dress pant, is my philosophy which I only
just invented now. So how do I wear these particular dress pants to the
office and be assured that they won't be mistaken for the pajamas I
forgot to take off when I left home in the morning?
To make any pair of pants look a little more professional, wear a
button-down blouse on top. There's something so serious about a
traditional pointed collar and a row of buttons down the front, that any
outfit featuring them simply can't be construed as too casual.
Today I smartened up my flowy pants with a fuchsia sleeveless blouse (one of the many I removed the puffed sleeves from). I also took my own advice
and wore pointed-toe pumps to look more sophisticated, rather than the
round-toe mary janes that were my first choice. Finally, I had to do
something about the drawstring. It is the rare pair of pants that can
have a drawstring waist and still be taken seriously outside the bedroom
or locker room, and this pair is not that pair! Fortunately, the fix
was simple. I just tucked the drawstring out of sight into the
waistband. With the blouse over the top, you can't tell it was ever
there!
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