Monday, March 9, 2015

All Catted Up

 
I am thoroughly grateful to be living in an age when clothing emblazoned with cats is not the exclusive province of eccentric women who go to cat shows, but, in fact, a very trendy thing to wear (check out the 6,787 Looks featuring cats on Lookbook if you're in doubt).

The Cat Era has been going on for a good long while now—I blame the wonderful Internet and its glorious deluge of cat videos). Though I feared it might be on the downswing a few years ago, it shows no sign of slowing, and that's fine by me.

Back when I was an eccentric youngster who frequented cat shows, I accumulated a good number of cat-themed accessories and clothes, but I was always embarrassed to flaunt my love of felines quite so obviously as to actually wear them. Now the tables have turned, and I am giddy with delight every time I see clothing with cats on it that I can wear and actually look cool!



My newest cat acquisition is this pair of black shoes with white cats frolicking all over them. I wore them with a deliberately plain outfit so the shoes would get all the attention.

But you have to keep a good thing going, so I also wore my mother-of-pearl cat jewelry set. This outfit also marks the Internet debut of my new ombré hair color!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Fallen Leaves: A necklace becomes a hair clip

Remember my gold leaf statement necklace? Probably you don't, because I think I only wore it once, with a non-blog outfit, before I disassembled it to make a hair accessory for the Repeal Day celebration.

I had every intention of putting the necklace back together, but alas! I got drunk and magnanimous, and allowed it to go home with this lovely lady whose name I don't even know. I hope she loved it as much the next morning as she did when we took this photo!


Anyway, with only 2 of three leaf-shaped pieces remaining, the necklace didn't look as cute any more, so I decided to turn it into a hair accessory permanently.

I have several metal hair clips lying around from bows that didn't survive my childhood, so I wired the two pieces to one of them. You can sort of see the construction in this close-up photo:

Backside of leaf hair clip

The finished product:

Leaf hair clip

And how I wore it for the first time:


This hair clip was the finishing touch on an outfit I wore for a Monte Carlo night gala last weekend. I have a reputation for wandering off alone when I get bored at social functions, and this time I was busy taking endless pictures of myself in a deserted stairwell. Thankfully a couple of them came out!

Indulging my penchant for one-shouldered tops. The only problem is, it doesn't
quite reach far enough on my oversized shoulder.
I bought this dress for 11.85 on eBay, and felt like a bargain-hunter extraordinaire
when I saw the original price tag said 107. They might have just inflated the
original price to make me feel good, but it worked!

Check out the beautiful shiny feather detailing on the neckline!

Monday, March 2, 2015

Real Cupcake-atarians dance all night



In case you were wondering, here is what I wore for my newly modified Cupcake-atarian T-shirt's first public appearance.

The neon colors and flat boots should probably tell you, I wore this outfit to an EDM concert!

This was also my first time wearing false eyelashes. Can you tell?


I decided to start out with the most subtle of the 3 pairs I own, so I wouldn't be surprised if you can't. But I just feel accomplished that I got to wear them at all. I've tried to wear them on about 4 other occasions, and this is the first time I got them to stick on long enough to make it out the door! By the end of the night, they were lopsided, but still attached. If I can just up my eyelash-glue skills, I can see lots of potential for even more thrilling party looks in the future!

Friday, February 27, 2015

The Winter Blues

Much as I have grown tired of the cold weather, today's outfit is an homage to winter—from the sweater in shades of blue and white, studded with sparkling sequins like ice crystals, to the cool blue-green leggings, to the snow-white shoes with the sea-green translucent heels (that remind me of a frozen ocean).

That's really all I've got for commentary.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Real Cupcake-atarians have curves

A few months ago, I went on a sauropod kick. I kept finding dinosaur-themed clothes and accessories online, and I wanted them all! At one point, I ran across a lot of three T-shirts that not only sported adorable sauropods, but also had a vegetarian message! It's like they were made for me! I bought them, even at a total price of 5 dollars a shirt, and was sad I had taken the gamble when 2 out of three of them were far too tight.

One of them, I decided I would wear anyway—I could still squeeze into it—but this white cupcake-atarian one was just too sheer and too embarrassingly small. Cupcake-atarian, my foot! That shirt was sized for someone who never eats anything but lettuce! I tried to sell it on eBay for months. It wouldn't go at 5 dollars, and I didn't even get any interest when I reduced it to 2 dollars. I felt I'd be taking too big a loss to list it for any less than that, so I removed it from my inventory and placed it in my Projects Box. Somehow, I would make this shirt work!

Although I take in seams to make clothing smaller on a regular basis, I've never before tried to enlarge something. But several inspiring stories on Refashion Co-op proved it can be done, by adding additional side panels, so I decided I'd give it a try.

Never mind that I've never tried this before and probably should be attempting a subtle alteration that would disguise any of my mistakes, I decided I'd make the additional panels the same eye-popping shade of green that comprised the shirt's dinosaur. Go big (brontosaurus big!) or go home, right!?

The green fabric I chose had already lived a first life as a green screen for a now-retired coworker, and a second life as the skirt under my Christmas tree, so I didn't feel too bad about cutting it up for the good of fashion.

But first, to cut up the shirt! I ripped out almost all the seams (over the course of three episodes of Doctor Who!), opening up the sides, removing the sleeves, and finally cutting the collar in half so that the pieces of it remained attached to their respective front and back pieces of shirt. I knew I was going to add a panel to the top of the shoulders, so the integrity of the neckline wasn't important. I left the dangling edges of the shoulder tape intact because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do with it.


I left the armpit seam of the sleeves intact and cut each sleeve right down the top center line. In this gap, I would add the strip of green fabric.

Using a better-fitting shirt for comparison, I decided I'd need to add about an inch on each side (in looking at this comparison again, I realize an inch on the front and an inch on the back would be better represented by two inches on each side—mistake #1).


I used the side of the dino shirt as a ruler and cut a strip of the green fabric to match its length. I added a half-inch for a bottom hem and another half-inch just for safety. I made the width of this strip 4 inches, then cut it in half to have two 2-inch strips—one inch to actually show, and 1/2 inch on either side for seams.

I then cut similar strips to make the shoulder panels using the top of the shirt as my ruler,


Wow, it was almost time for sewing! No turning back! ...Until I picked up one of the green strips and realized it had lots of elasticity lengthwise, but not width-wise. That was mistake #2. Since I was going to use these strips to add width to the shirt, I thought it was important for them to stretch widthwise. I had to re-cut all four green strips.

But once they were cut, it was time for sewing! No turning back! For real this time! The green fabric didn't seem to have a front or back side, so I just picked one arbitrarily and lined it up with the side seam of the front half of the T-shirt.

I folded the bottom edge under so its hem would be approximately the same width as that of the white shirt. Then I began sewing the strip to the shirt! I didn't pin or anything because it was a pretty straightforward straight seam, but by the time I got halfway done, I realized I had more white fabric than green. The T-shirt was stretchy both ways, but the green only stretched widthwise, so the white was elongating as I sewed it while the green was remaining basically the same length—Mistake #3. Fortunately it was early enough to correct by simply tugging the green fabric as taut as I could while stitching the rest of the seam. When I was done, the green fabric lined up almost perfectly with the armpit of the shirt front—thank heavens I'd added that extra half-inch of length for safety!

I did the same thing on the other side, then, seeing as everything was looking good, I attached the front to the back at the sides. At this point I did a quick try-on and found that the fit was satisfactory, though not quite as big as I had hoped. It seems that with all the extra seams I was adding, I had lost a lot of width from the original shirt and probably should have made my side panels bigger. That was mistake #4, but it wasn't bad enough to scrap the project.

I considered my next steps. Should I sew the shoulder strips next, or reattach the sleeves? Eventually I chose the latter, because I figured it would be easier to sew a straight seam all the way down the shoulder with sleeves attached than try to fit those tiny curvy sleeves around my sewing machine once they were complete circles again.

So I matched the bottom seam of the first sleeve with the middle of the green side strip, and then pinned it all around the sleeve opening, also matching the cut ends of the sleeve to the top corners of the sleeve opening.

Because I'd added that strip of green, I had more shirt than sleeve, which worried me slightly, but I decided that I would just stretch the sleeve as I sewed to fit the bigger arm opening.

So I sewed. Then I did the same on the other side.


Now the shirt was looking more like a shirt again! It just had these open shoulders that needed to be closed up, and it would be done. I had to cut a bit off the top of the left shoulder because it didn't align with the top of the sleeve.
Thinking again about how much trouble hemming around a tiny sleeve would be, I decided to hem the ends of the shoulder panels before attaching them to the shirt. That was mistake #6. The edges of the stretchy fabric, with nothing holding them back, kept getting drawn into the bowels of my sewing machine, refusing to move forward, getting all knotted with the thread, etc. etc. It was a ghastly mess. After several tries sewing the short 2-inch hem from end to end, I started in the middle and worked my way to one end, cut the thread, started in the middle again and worked my way to the other end! Tedious! Next time I'll just leave the ends raw and sew the hems later.

At this point, the photography grows rather sparse as I become increasingly frustrated with the project, anxious to finish it, and not at all interested in documenting all my false steps! Sorry!

By this time, I was certain I wouldn't need the original collar tape any more, so I cut it off. I attached the first shoulder panel in the same way I attached the side panels. I left the collar end of this strip raw rather than hemming it, because I'd cut it so much longer than the shoulder of the shirt (for safety) that I was sure I would have extra fabric. Turns out, I didn't have any. When I came close to the collar, I had just enough fabric left to fold the strip over and give it a hem that matched the width of the neckline.

When I was all done, of course, I realized I had attached this panel inside out! I'm not even counting that as mistake #7, because I make some variation of it every time I sew anything! Anyway, the second try went better, the second shoulder went on without a hitch, and pretty soon I had a shirt!

It was a shirt covered in loose threads and with some unfinished hems still gaping open, but I was in the home stretch. After finishing the hems and cutting off the danglers, here's how much thread I had demolished. I could practically sew a whole new shirt from all of that! But...I think I won't, because this was all the shirt-sewing I feel like doing for a good long while.


Here's the end result...


And here's the denouement.

There are all kinds of ironies in this story—adding "racing stripes" to my shirt to better accommodate my chubbiness is one—but probably the biggest is what turned out to be the real Mistake #7. I had thought, somehow, that by adding the panel to the top of the shoulders rather than the underside of the sleeve, I would make more room in this shirt for my wide shoulders. That was a silly notion—all the shoulder panel did was add a half-inch to the overall length of the shirt! So all that complex removing and replacing of the sleeves and the trying to make a standard hem look like a logical continuation of a ribbed neckline—that stuff that was the hardest part of this project—was all unnecessary. But at least the shoulder stripe looks spiffy. I hope.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Just add straps!


Did you know that plaid was not originally a word for a pattern, but actually a traditional Scottish blanket woven in that pattern? Or that the more correct term for what we usually call plaid is tartan? Or that checks are considered a tartan pattern? Or that gingham is not actually a pattern either, but a type of fabric woven into a checked pattern?

Neither did I, but all was revealed to me when I turned to Wikipedia to see if I could find out the name of the specific style of plaid (er, tartan) featured on today's dress. I got so mired in link-trailing that I completely forgot to look up the name, but nonetheless, that is what I'm wearing here.

I had the idea to wear it with the grey checked blazer (that so recently formed one of my 3 V-necks a few posts ago), since they are almost the same color and only slightly different in pattern. I thought it would be a relatively safe way to continue dabbling in the elusive art of mixing prints.

Of course, together they were so bleak and boring that I had no choice but to wear them with my only surviving pair of colorful boots (the teal ones met a sad demise which I'll surely blog about later) and a matching blue necklace.

The other reason I wanted to share this outfit with you is that I finally got around to adding straps to the dress. But because I didn't have any fabric that I thought would make good straps, and also because I didn't feel like fiddling around to get them just the right length, I decided to simply add some adjustable bra straps to the dress, and furthermore make them removable because, why not?

Make a convertible-strap dress

Every girl has a ton of convertible bras, right? When the bras wear out, the straps are usually still good, so save them! You can use them as alternative straps for a dress. All you need is to add attachment points. Take 4 bits of ribbon or fabric tape (I used bias tape, but would not recommend it because it has a fold that can get caught in hooks) and sew them to the inside of your dress with two seams, leaving just enough space in between to fit the hook of a removable bra strap. It helps if your dress has a layer of lace to hide the stitches! Then you can attach your removable bra straps any time you want, or still wear the dress strapless if you're feeling a little more motionless and/or confident!

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Beyond Nifty

 
eShakti was offering a gift coupon for 35 dollars off your first order, and since I've never purchased from eShakti, I jumped right on that offer, buying this blue dress on clearance and getting it for free, plus $9.95 shipping. About a week after it arrived, I got another email from eShakti, announcing that they were instituting a 30 dollar order minimum. Coincidence, or did the Unfashionista break eShakti?

Let's not dwell on my destructive powers, though...let's talk about this dress! It was worth every bit of the zero cents I paid for it, fitting well, being well made (it even came with bra strap retainers, which is a nice touch), and generally being adorable! With its high waist, full midi skirt, and sweetheart neckline, it would have fit right in at any 50's sock hop.

Well, as much as I love a good throwback, I didn't want to look like I'd just stepped off the set of I Love Lucy today, so I tried to modernize it a bit. I passed on the demure button-up cardigan in place of my extra-long open-front sweater, which I wore under the belt for a little touch of the non-traditional.

For a few minutes, I seriously considered wearing a pearl necklace, but if I was making a conscious effort to dispel the 50's vibe, I felt I better go all the way. So I pulled out a new acquisition—this garish rainbow jeweled necklace and matching earrings which would never be seen on any self-respecting lady of the mid-century persuasion.



To further mix things up, I wore the white boots which always remind me of go-go boots from the 60's.